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Post by Joseph Leonardo Daniels on Jan 22, 2012 21:16:21 GMT -4
What's wrong with you,Lucas? -You're changing the Star Wars universe again? It's one thing that you can't figure out who shot first Han or Greedo,I didn't mind when you decided to make Darth Vader look like Hayden Christensen(it made sense since he was now back to being Anakin Skywalker),but now you're making him scream "No!" at the top of his lungs in a corny manner before saving Luke from the Emperor,this is worse than Jar Jar! Vader may now be the laughing stock of the new,blu-ray watching generation who wouldn't know better!
Vampire costumes -It used to be that if you dressed up as your own species for Halloween you were boring,now with the advent of Twilight,Buffy and Nude True Blood it can actually be pretty funny.Werewolves just wear an ab suit and no shirt and those short-short things and vampires cover themselves with glitter.
Dangling everywhere I'm not one for small bikinis but the one thing I wonder is why are they always worn by those in terrible shape?
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Post by Joseph Leonardo Daniels on Jan 9, 2012 19:05:58 GMT -4
Joseph was just sitting on his couch when suddenly a great big color changing vortex appeared out of nowhere,making him jump up in shock.Okay,I was one of the few people not to smoke wacky weed back in the seventies and I'm seeing this!? To make things weirder,a little boy in oversized pajamas jumped out,"Where am I?",he asked not making any eye contact,what so ever.Before Joey could even think of any thing to say,the kid was on his couch with and had managed to change the channel to "Jersey Shore" and soon enough,people who looking like the old-school/stripper versions of Oompha Lomphas showed up forcing Joey to cover the child's eyes as he reached for the remote."Wow,a magic box!"
He wondered if he should call the police and what he should tell them exactly,a vortex was not the most convincing story."It's a tv and what's your name?" The child was now on the Internet and if he didn't now what a tv was,he was in for a nasty surprise."Joey Daniels"' his face lit up. He had apparently found a website about chocolate now,the older man looked shocked out of his life."If I press a button I can meet Malaysian singles,what does Malaysian mean?" The adult blushed,"For the love of all things holy,don't push that button!" I never knew I was this much trouble!The kid was apparently jumping up and down on the bed and eating candy at the same time. It took three hours,but the kid finally managed to return home from whence he came.Sometime after that(but not enough to fully clean up after Hurricane Lil' Joey),Hannah came home.She saw the chocolate everywhere,the child's footprints al the things on the floor."What happened here?",his wife asked surprisingly calmly."Well,remember that Star Trek episode..."
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Post by Joseph Leonardo Daniels on Dec 25, 2011 12:40:29 GMT -4
(Midday) Joseph could have sworn time had slowed as the ...merman/fishman/? arose.His heart pounded and he started to feel his body heat him when the merman looked at him and...hissed? He thought back to Jason and wondered if this was a new trend.I liked the pet rocks better! ,he thought in panic.The man was relieved that that was all the guy wanted to do at this time.
"Sorry about that,you know how kids can be." He took his kid and walked away,realizing that there wasn't anyone else there which made him move all the faster.
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Post by Joseph Leonardo Daniels on Dec 14, 2011 7:18:32 GMT -4
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Post by Joseph Leonardo Daniels on Dec 9, 2011 17:13:02 GMT -4
Joey smiled at his giggling daughter,bouncing her on his knee carefully.He looked into her big eyes,one of them light brown,one hazel with a hint of blue.Josephine had Heterochromia,so she had to have been tested for eye problems early on,but her eyes were perfectly fine.No,he corrected himself,They're beautiful. The nice thing about living in California was that you could be at the beach during the Christmas season.The man watched as the clear blue water lapped against the tan sand of the coast.
He started to sing to the child,"Sleigh bells ring,are you listenin'?"...Then the four month year old wiggled her way out of his grasp and started crawling towards the sea.Joseph,of course not being one to leave small children to their own devices in rather large areas,when chasing after her.Raising one child was hard but raising two was even harder but raising two little vampires children was even harder than that.In fact,if one were measure the difficulty of raising children,by multiplying the financial cost by the time investment by the sleep lost by the....well all those inexplicable things kids did,one would realize the pros of "waiting until marriage" far out weighed the consequences of "being uncool".
Anyway,when the most-certainly-not-sparkling vampire was had caught up to the child,he realized she was chewing on something...no wait someone! He grabbed kid and started running as fast as he could until he reached the high ground of the beach and tripped.
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Post by Joseph Leonardo Daniels on Dec 7, 2011 21:20:44 GMT -4
The idea is that somehow,Amarnath tries to hurt one of his kids and that sets Joey off.
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Post by Joseph Leonardo Daniels on Nov 24, 2011 9:49:28 GMT -4
You know,Harry Potter,"Not my daughter you b*tch !"
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Post by Joseph Leonardo Daniels on Nov 20, 2011 17:30:06 GMT -4
Name of Character:Joseph Daniels
Relationship: Enemies
Past/Present: Just meeting
Plot/Interaction Idea: Joseph goes to the beach and somehow Amarnath gets a hold of one of his kids or somehow threatens them. Anything Else: Honestly,I'm just trying to give him a "Molly Weasley" moment.
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Post by Joseph Leonardo Daniels on Nov 13, 2011 18:19:52 GMT -4
I think that pragmatism needs to be made an official outlook just like the other two,how about you?
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Post by Joseph Leonardo Daniels on Oct 21, 2011 20:36:25 GMT -4
Joseph listened with sympathy towards the man's story,curiosity towards why he was putting blood on her face and the calm irradiation that comes from hearing tired cliches.Vampires hated cliches,particularly ones related to them.You never used the word "sire" outside the Vampires:The Masquerade games you played with tight-lipped friends so word wouldn't get out that you were a nerd.Only the new vampires or "novices" used the word "mortal"(with the exception of a few rogues),otherwise it sounded like you thought you were some kind of god and needed to be put in a home.
Joseph put that thought out of his mind for a while,"Are you looking into covens right now? You know,groups of vampires and other immortal beings that just hangout together as friends? Well,the less nutty ones at least."
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Post by Joseph Leonardo Daniels on Sept 30, 2011 15:22:48 GMT -4
"Joseph Daniels",Joey said smiling kindly. He wondered why the other man introduced himself by his full name.Even if whoever turned him isn't in a coven,not even a week isn't the time to be turning them loose.[/].Joseph never thought it was right to change someone's species,maybe teach them that they now would need to drink blood for the rest of,oh say eternity and shove them out the door.Turning someone with out guidance was about the same thing as getting a pet or child and then changing your mind.Only pets and children(except Vampire kids) don't drink a person's blood.
"You're okay right? You seem to be alone?",he inquired.He was genuinely concerned for the younger man.
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Post by Joseph Leonardo Daniels on Sept 29, 2011 18:49:39 GMT -4
Terry Pratchett-Discworld
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Post by Joseph Leonardo Daniels on Sept 20, 2011 18:54:18 GMT -4
Joseph was relieved that the younger vampire was willing to listen to him.He thought that maybe Jason was alone,no coven,no maker to guide him,no guidance or help.He suddenly felt bad for him,it was wrong to go on a killing spree,but the new vampire was just was trying to control his impulses all on his own and failing.He snapped out of his train of thought to hear a question."Go ahead",he smiled.He gently yanked the human a little ways just in case and returned.
He sat down and realized his hat had fell off and carefully tried to discern his hat from the darkness,trouble was it was black.He didn't want to shine light in the new vampire's eyes,so he didn't use a flashlight,finally he managed to make out a shape near the deer and immediately when to it and brighten.It was his hat! Joseph gleefully placed it on his head and drew his attention to the other vampire,he seemed nice enough,even if he did seem to have an odd manner of speech.He wondered how to bring up the subject of the other man's transformation into a vampire."So,are you new to this?",he said gesturing at the blood of the deer.
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Post by Joseph Leonardo Daniels on Sept 16, 2011 18:51:53 GMT -4
Joey was leading a tour group through the museum's newest exhibit,The Revolutionary War:The Real Story.It showed the war from both sides prospective.This being a tour group of children they wanted to touch and this tour group being of made up of non-Human schoolchildren,glass cases couldn't stop them."This",he said "is John Hartford's Culper spy ring..." He then noticed it was missing and he had a pretty good idea who did it.Why did they always have to send their kids here,was Hopkins Elementary already banned everywhere else? They usually don't manage to get on all the banned lists until March!,he frowned.There were some good kids in the group,three out of the whole fifteenth of them
Joseph sighed and prepared to give his sternest face to the culprit,"Thomas Smith",he bellowed in a voice that he hoped would make the little wizard jump out of his skin before realizing everyone else might here what happened,"Give it back,now!" "Don't have it,that a**hole took it from me,Twilight",he said opening his hand and pointing at another punk kid Joseph had the misfortune of knowing.He pushed his concerns about language,stereotypes and eleven of the world's youngest abusers of power to go after Ken Bradley. Kenneth Bradley was a sixteen year old werewolf delinquent and frankly he was actually quite an a**hole.Joseph looked ahead and found him sprinting towards the door.He took off running after him and crashed into another person,"Sorry about that."
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Post by Joseph Leonardo Daniels on Sept 11, 2011 9:14:38 GMT -4
Joseph walked into the dark forest carrying a flashlight and a folding knife.The flashlight because it was dark,being night and all,and the knife to help him hunt and feed or just make a small incision into an animal's flesh,drink and let it get away.He hoped to find something dead or dying he never really did enjoy having to kill what he would eat,but there was no supermarket aisle for blood.He had to smirk at the thought of that,that would make life easier though. Joey carefully used his flashlight so that he could see where he was going,but not scare away his food. There were many times he wanted to drink Human blood,annoying human bosses,Jersey Shore,the Carter Administration,annoying gang kids from the 60's,when rap music was invented,when Twilight was written... However human blood tended to be extremely addictive to the point of murdering Humans and cover-blowing.He took a quick look with his flashlight and saw a rather big dead deer.Score! He made a slit on the deer and started drinking when he saw a man a little ways away that he recognized as another vampire.He wondered what he was doing when he managed to make out another man on the ground in front of the first,drunk and unconscious.He wiped his mouth and crept up closer to the other vampire trying not to draw attention to himself.
On closer inspection,the other vampire somehow appeared to be conflicted and doubtful.He must be a new one,wonder if the person who turned him left him to his own devices. Joseph suddenly felt a twang of sympathy for the new vampire.He walked up to him in plain sight and said,"I know you need to do this",he gestured to the man,"But you don't,come on I found a dead deer."
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