Vending Machine

[Amarnath]

You put something in and the next person says what comes out and puts something else in. Pretty simple.

*puts in a quarter*

[Serena McKenzie]

*a seemingly innocent bag of chips falls out. However, upon picking the bag up, you find it is smushy, as though there is something wet and clumped in the bag. Curiosity over-flows and you open the bag to find it full of fingers*

*grimacing in disgust, you begin putting the bag back into the machine, finger by finger until you slip the bag in*

((This woulda been funnier if I'd posted it in Jamie's name xD ))

[Amarnath]

*and then out pops a very wet and slimy swimming noodle. . . .*

*tosses noodle and puts in an empty coke can filled with sour gummy worms*

[Serena McKenzie]

*six ancient silver coins come out in the money return* "I hate it when that happens -.-"

*puts the coins back into the money slot and pushes 'B9'* "All I want is a bag of doritos, damnit! >.<"

[Amarnath]

*out pops a bag of Lays*

*puts in a huge typewriter that hasn't been used in years*

[Elizabeth Farkas]

*Gets an old woman rambling on about when she was "your age"*
*Puts in a gas mask(don't worry,I have a spare *

[Amarnath]

*out pops a German+Spanish+English+Chinese+American military helmet* (talk about conformity)

*puts in a dead rat from the barn* XD

[Conner Cooper]

*a kitten pops its head out of the vending machine and randomly clings to your leg, dangling off of your pants* "DORITOS!!!! >.<"

*kicks the vending machine and it attempts to steal your foot, managing only to get the sole of your shoe*

((dude, it's possessed! >.< ))

[Amarnath]

*out pops a brand new pair of shoes (your choice)*

*puts in a cell phone my sister smashed by throwing it at my brother*

[Tianna Klain]

*my laptop pops out* "... I just wanted sour cherries... but okay "

*puts in a piece of wrapped gum*

[account2]

*out pops a cherry stem, emitted with a malicious laugh*

*hesitantly inserts dead batteries*

[Tianna Klain]

*a stick of dynamite falls out. ... Soon to be followed by a lighter* ".... *looks around shiftily*"

*looks for more dead batteries... but doesn't find any. So I put in an old, rusty mp3 player.*

[Amarnath]

*out pops an iPod stuffed with sand*

*puts in a ponytail holder*

[Jamie Cooper]

* Out comes a raccoon tail *

* puts in Annie's smashed cell phone thing >=) *

[Amarnath]

*out pops a burnt SIM card*

*puts in a basket of flowers*