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Post by Annamarie Cooper on Jun 5, 2011 9:41:17 GMT -4
Granted,but it's a perfect memory a fat,hairy man swimming in a speedo.(I am so evil ;D)
I wish I could shape-shift into any form,and back again!
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Post by carmadoodle on Jun 5, 2011 10:44:40 GMT -4
Granted, but you decide to see what it's like to be a roach the same day the place you're at has pest control. Runawaaaaay~
I wish crabs weren't so hard to clean and didn't have those damn claws. Ow xD
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Post by hayder on Jun 5, 2011 14:03:36 GMT -4
Your wish is my command, they now have no exoskeleton and are just little piles of goo.
Thinking of crabs made me want sea food. I wish that I could find a good local clam bake.
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Post by Serena McKenzie on Jun 5, 2011 14:17:38 GMT -4
Okay! But it's not cooked fully and you spend the rest of your evening in the bathroom. Funnnnnnnnnn...
I wish I could pretend that airplanes are like shooting stars. xD
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Post by Annamarie Cooper on Jun 5, 2011 14:50:00 GMT -4
You are pretending just that when an airplane hits your house...
I wish Mr.Ed the talking horse was real,alive,and not undead in anyway
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Amarnath
Merman
But more wonderful than the lore of old men and the lore of books is the secret lore of ocean.
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Post by Amarnath on Aug 1, 2011 21:55:35 GMT -4
Granted, but he's a man-eating monster.
I wish I had lots of money. |
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Tianna Klain
Human
If I were a dog right now, my tail would be wagging.
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Post by Tianna Klain on Aug 1, 2011 22:22:09 GMT -4
Granted, but just like the Baudelaire siblings, you are unable to access your money until you come of a certain age. Doesn't seem that bad, but once you're able to access the money, the world goes into another Great Depression, and suddenly your money is worthless. Sorry, man, that's real shitty luck.
I wish I could be a cowgirl!
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Amarnath
Merman
But more wonderful than the lore of old men and the lore of books is the secret lore of ocean.
Posts: 200
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Post by Amarnath on Aug 2, 2011 19:45:07 GMT -4
Granted, but the meaning of cowgirl has changed to meaning a girl who actually rides cows, but no horses.
I wish the trees would turn purple. |
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Tianna Klain
Human
If I were a dog right now, my tail would be wagging.
Posts: 98
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Post by Tianna Klain on Aug 2, 2011 23:07:35 GMT -4
Oh darn >.<
Granted, but they only turned purple like that because of some strange new nuclear testing. Now instead of recycling carbon dioxide and releasing oxygen, they're releasing helium. Strangely enough, it has also increased their growth and reproduction rates. There's so many purple trees now, that everyone's talking in a high squeaky voice Dx !!
I wish I could walk on my hands.
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Amarnath
Merman
But more wonderful than the lore of old men and the lore of books is the secret lore of ocean.
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Post by Amarnath on Aug 4, 2011 21:49:34 GMT -4
Granted. Your feet are your hands. 
I wish I had high-speed Internet access! |
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Jamie Cooper
Werewolf
I'll sit on the front porch all night, because when I think of you I don't feel so alone.
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Post by Jamie Cooper on Aug 5, 2011 1:00:45 GMT -4
.... .... .... .... *Fails to see where this could go wrong xD * ... .... .... Okay, okay xD
Your internet is so high speed, that your computer ends up blowing up from the epic-winning. ... ... ... Then your house burns down.
((On the plus side, you end up becoming locked in your burning house. While this seems like a bad thing, you're rescued by a cute fire-fighter  ))
But... your house just burned down, damn. And the cute fire-fighter is engaged. Epic-fail. =(
I wish I could have tiger blood >.> |
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Amarnath
Merman
But more wonderful than the lore of old men and the lore of books is the secret lore of ocean.
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Post by Amarnath on Aug 5, 2011 1:44:43 GMT -4
((So sad. . . .  ))
Granted, you are injected with tiger's blood and it completely disagrees with your body in all the worst ways you can imagine.
I wish I knew a vampire buddy. |
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Saeleen Nortia
Dragon
Keep the cameras flashing and the film rolling.
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Post by Saeleen Nortia on Aug 5, 2011 14:15:48 GMT -4
Granted. But your certain vampire buddy has a problem with controlling his/her bloodlust, and half of your relationship ends up with you under them. And not even in a fun way . I wish I were a werewolf. |
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Amarnath
Merman
But more wonderful than the lore of old men and the lore of books is the secret lore of ocean.
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Post by Amarnath on Aug 5, 2011 15:45:17 GMT -4
Granted, but you can't control yourself when transformed, and your transformations are completely random and also uncontrollable. Hence you end up doing bad things you wouldn't normally do. . . . Bad things. . . . XD
I wish I was a horse! |
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Post by Serena McKenzie on Aug 6, 2011 0:56:54 GMT -4
Granted! You get a horse. ... of the sea variety. Now you get to pay for an aquarium and all of the complicated stuff for a salt water tank. Did I mention the food you need for it? And the fillers for the tank? Oh, and don't forget you need to clean it and such. ... Hope you have lots of mula $$ 
I wish I were a famous, talented actress. (Oh goodness, so many bad things xD ) |
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