Space-Time Warp

[Jamie Cooper]

The Game

Okay, so here's how this game works. It's a roleplaying game, and it can be in the style of the Vending Machine (as in *pulls a coin out from behind your ear*) or you can roleplay as you normally would on here (in well-formed paragraphs). You can roleplay with anyone in this thread, or you can just stick to your characterselves (meant to be plural).
**We're roleplaying as our characters**

So basically a space-time warp thing just randomly ripped out of no where, and suddenly your character's pasts step out (as in them a year ago, two years ago, etc, you can decide how old they are).
Lo and behold, they are united with their Present-day selves.

Think of it as... One of those Special Events people have been asking for.

The Point of the Game

Now you have to look back, determine what events have effected your character to change them and make them who they are today. Do their past-selves agree with it? Do they hate each other, or can they get along pretty well? Do they hate the friends/lovers they've made along the way? How does your present-day character hold your past-character? In contempt? Amusement? Sadness? Pity?

Now is the chance for your characters to give a little bit of future advice to themselves. Forewarn them of what's coming, help them through it ahead of time, or just let them know that everything's going to be alright. Or maybe give themselves a smack upside the head for being such idiots back then.

**Oh yeah, and you might wanna keep your past-characters alive xP ... you know, kill them, you kinda kill yer character. At least, that's what I would be concerned about if that were me.**

How It Came About

Ren and I just chatting We come up with amazing things xD .

[Joseph Leonardo Daniels]

Joseph was just sitting on his couch when suddenly a great big color changing vortex appeared out of nowhere,making him jump up in shock.Okay,I was one of the few people not to smoke wacky weed back in the seventies and I'm seeing this!?
To make things weirder,a little boy in oversized pajamas jumped out,"Where am I?",he asked not making any eye contact,what so ever.Before Joey could even think of any thing to say,the kid was on his couch with and had managed to change the channel to "Jersey Shore" and soon enough,people who looking like the old-school/stripper versions of Oompha Lomphas showed up forcing Joey to cover the child's eyes as he reached for the remote."Wow,a magic box!"

He wondered if he should call the police and what he should tell them exactly,a vortex was not the most convincing story."It's a tv and what's your name?" The child was now on the Internet and if he didn't now what a tv was,he was in for a nasty surprise."Joey Daniels"' his face lit up. He had apparently found a website about chocolate now,the older man looked shocked out of his life."If I press a button I can meet Malaysian singles,what does Malaysian mean?" The adult blushed,"For the love of all things holy,don't push that button!"
I never knew I was this much trouble!The kid was apparently jumping up and down on the bed and eating candy at the same time.

It took three hours,but the kid finally managed to return home from whence he came.Sometime after that(but not enough to fully clean up after Hurricane Lil' Joey),Hannah came home.She saw the chocolate everywhere,the child's footprints al the things on the floor."What happened here?",his wife asked surprisingly calmly."Well,remember that Star Trek episode..."